There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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