What a fucking waste of an outfit
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I need you to use more vowels.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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