So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
do nipples grow back?
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