i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
