oh god the rape fog is back!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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