I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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