You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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