what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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