Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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