TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Sorry about my life...
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