No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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