You surviving the open bar?
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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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