Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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