Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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