Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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