Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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