saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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