remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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