No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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