i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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