who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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