Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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