? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I need to align my fucking chakras
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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