next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
