I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
false alarm, still single
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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