I wish I could punch you in the face.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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