so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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