i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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