K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
no more duck duck goose at the bar
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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