just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I party with great urgency now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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