i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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