She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
