just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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