I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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