he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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