ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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