Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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