Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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