I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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