go do what you do best...puke behind churches
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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