You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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