fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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