Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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