My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You pole danced in your parka.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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