on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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