she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
3 2 1 whiskey
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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