why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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