have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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