JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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