She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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